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WHALE MAIL PRINCE PATCHES D'ORCA & PRINCESS STARR
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STARRBRIGHT


AS SHE LEAPED INTO THE AIR

WITH ALL HER BLING

STARR, THE PRINCESS ROYAL

BEGAN TO SING!

“WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON,

THAN YOU KIDS WOULD BELIEVE!

FIRST THERE WAS WHALE PODS

NOW YOU HAVE I-PODS.

BEFORE YOU HAD SNAIL MAIL,

NOW YOU HAVE WHALE MAIL!

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED

EVEN AIRPLANES ARE 

SHAPED LIKE WHALES?

WITH BIG WIDE BODIES,

BALANCED WITH WINGS

AND DORSAL FINS!

EVEN THEIR TAILS,

ARE SHAPED LIKE WHALES!

ALWAYS REMEMBER

THIS WAS NOT BY CHANCE

OR HAPPENSTANCE!

THE WHALES HAVE INSPIRED

AND GIVEN SO MUCH,

TO HELP ALL THE HUMANS

MAKE QUANTUM LEAPS!”

SPYHOPPER

“OKAY KIDDOS, NOW THAT WE’VE GOTTEN YOUR ATTENTION,

IT’S TIME TO SIT BACK

AND REALLY LISTEN!

WHALES HAVE BEEN ‘TEXTING’

FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS

LONG BEFORE YOU HUMANS APPEARED.

WE SEND OUT SIGNALS

THROUGH SONAR VIBRATION,

THAT’S WHAT WE CALL

ECO-LOCATION!

IT’S RATHER COMPLEX,

I MUST CONFESS

TO PUT IT QUITE SIMPLY,

ECO-LOCATION IS OUR GPS!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

AND THIS IS NO JIVE,

WHATEVER YOU DO

DON’T TEXT AND DIVE!”

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